explosive_flame: Oh Zoar oh Zoar oh Zoar!!!!!!!!

Sparx (

explosive_flame) wrote,
@ 2005-07-14 09:11:00

Current mood:	shocked
Current music:	Shaggy ~ Mr. Lover? CRAP!

Oh Zoar oh Zoar oh Zoar!!!!!!!!
Ace! How could you not tell me about something like this?! Sex?! Even little kids know about it! You should have warned me, at least!

Oh, Zoar. Is that what you call 'naked hugging'? Are you really that clueless, or do you just want me to be? You said you'd never keep secrets again after the 'game' one! Anything else I should know?!

"And remember, if you ever have penis-in-vagina sex without a condom, girls can take a back-up method of birth control called emergency contraception (EC), also known as the “morning-after pill."

Crap. Crap crap crap!

. . . . Just so we're clear, I qualify as a 'virgin', right?

Zoar, crap, buggery, short!!

(222 comments) - (Post a new comment)

	the_master_rick 2005-07-14 08:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, at least nothing probably happened from what you told me about with Kilobyte... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-14 08:54 am UTC (link)
	What? Eww, eww, eww!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	the_master_rick 2005-07-14 09:08 am UTC (link)
	You told me he 'touched you'! Not that I ever programmed him for anything like that... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-14 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, he did. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	the_master_rick 2005-07-14 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, crap. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-14 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Ace! That's no excuse! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	programmed_hero 2005-07-14 09:00 am UTC (link)
	I know. I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-14 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Zoar. How humiliating. Anything else you don't think I should know? You'd better tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	programmed_hero 2005-07-14 09:04 am UTC (link)
	It's not a good idea to do that stuff with strangers? Oh, and Santa isn't real. I know... It's a shock. At least we still have the Easter Bunny. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-16 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Someone I know? I was gonna get you to check it over first. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	chmug3 2005-07-16 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	... Maybe... Look seriously dude, I found something weird in Random's files the other day, and I wouldn't trust him not to mess around with yours too. There's some stuff he can hide from me. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-16 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, are you sure you got it all out of Random? What was it? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	living_bones 2005-07-17 09:05 am UTC (link)
	My dear, you really are quite humorous. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-17 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	living_bones 2005-07-17 09:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, I believe the most hillarious part of that post was questioning Lightning on your virginity. Most would assume you would only know the truth of the matter yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-17 09:14 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't sure if I qualified. I'm new to all this. :P (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	living_bones 2005-07-17 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Well, I doubt the programmer would have been perverse enough to program you with a hymen, but who knows? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	the_master_rick 2005-07-17 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Um, gir...Sparx. I've been thinking about what I said to you, and I realise that what I threatened was tantamout to murder, considering everything that's happened. Consider this an apology. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-17 11:18 am UTC (link)
	. . . That was sudden. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	the_master_rick 2005-07-17 11:19 am UTC (link)
	It's been a couple of days, right? So. You don't want to kill me? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	explosive_flame 2005-07-17 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Don't I? Could have fooled me. Anyway. You lost the job of upgrading me. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	the_master_rick 2005-07-17 11:22 am UTC (link)
	You're letting that kid poke round your program? Pity. I was able to recover the smoke upgrade from one of my disks, since I got all my equipment replaced. But never mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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