| Oh Zoar oh Zoar oh Zoar!!!!!!!! |
[Jul. 14th, 2005|09:11 am] |
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| | Shaggy ~ Mr. Lover? CRAP! | ] |
Ace! How could you not tell me about something like this?! Sex?! Even little kids know about it! You should have warned me, at least!
Oh, Zoar. Is that what you call 'naked hugging'? Are you really that clueless, or do you just want me to be? You said you'd never keep secrets again after the 'game' one! Anything else I should know?!
"And remember, if you ever have penis-in-vagina sex without a condom, girls can take a back-up method of birth control called emergency contraception (EC), also known as the “morning-after pill."
Crap. Crap crap crap!
. . . . Just so we're clear, I qualify as a 'virgin', right?
Zoar, crap, buggery, short!! |
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